They pee standing up...and other things that piss me off about men

Men have it too easy-

I have always been envious that men can pee while standing up. Have you? Do you know how many times it would have been easier if I would have had that choice?? Pulling over on the side of the road when you know there is no gas station for miles, outside at a party when you are too lazy to go inside, drunk (well you can think of many different situations for this one). Woman have to squat in these situations and it usually runs down our leg, or even better our favorite pair of jeans (or shoes). Men just flip it out and flip it back in, what's up with that? Can you imagine men wiping after they pee? Funny mental picture isn't it? The majority of them probably don't even wash their hands. Can you imagine a lady wiping her vagina without toilet paper and not washing her hands? I think not.

The term Silver Fox-an older man with gray hair, so sexy- a little salt and pepper. A woman with gray hair is just old, there is no "endearing" term for her, old fart or old maid maybe?? I get a gray hair and freak out, frantically searching for my tweezers. Jorge gets one and I think...hmm that's kind of hot?
Men in general age better than women. We have been together for 7+ years, I have crow's feet, laugh lines and hair growing where it shouldn't. Jorge has skin like a baby's butt, no wrinkles, and he's getting hotter with age-WTH???

Fitness-We all know men and women have different metabolisms. Jorge eats a super size hamburger and french fries at midnight and loses a pound the next day. I only smelled his order while munching on some apple dippers and gained 5 pounds...how is it possible? I have been running for months trying to prepare for my 5K then my 10K. Jorge puts on running shoes a total of 3 times and beats me by 5 minutes in our 10K...what is the deal? He's like a superhero!

And don't even get me started on pregnancy and birthing a 7+ pound baby out of (well a very small space) that never quite seems to be the same. Could a man do that? Of course not! Does a man have to feel insecure while gaining all of that extra weight and adult acne and stretch marks and cellulite and having their hormones go completely out of control??? No. Do they have to have a visit from "Aunt Flo" every month? No. Do they think we are bitchy and hormonal and in reality have no idea what it's like to be a woman? yes!

Shaving and other unwanted hair is another issue I would like to discuss. Woman go in for eye brow waxes, no big deal right? How cool do you think we feel when we go in asking for a "stache" wax? Or even better, we're getting our eye brows done and the sweet Asian lady asks if we want to be "de-stached." Um..yes please. If you can notice it I guess it's time to remove it. We have to shave our legs, our arm pits and even our toes (yes, everyone shaves their big toe, don't deny it).

Is any lady out there relating to my rants?? Men have it so much easier then we do. So the next time you get in an argument with your man just remind them at least they can pee while standing up. =)